Friday is for Photos – Work Week

So this week I had my first full week as an office bitch at my new job. This week also included my ear canal swelling up for some unknown reason and providing me with shooting pain whenever I put any pressure on my ear or also when I moved my head too quickly. I never realised how tired working 8.5 hours a day every day would make you! Now I know. As a result I have some photos that mostly have to do with my workplace – from my walk there and the view from my office’s window.


Boooks     Bacon and Brie panini
    
Such an inspirational view from my work window.     This stuff always makes me think of coral
Burgah

No photos of cats this week! The last two photos are from this year’s first Date Night, which involved pub food and looking in multiple stores for certain dvds for this weekend’s Movie Nights. Bit of a boring week overall, really. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go sleep all weekend to prepare for doing it all again next week.

That Movie Book – Week Five

I was so excited about this week’s theme. I had been looking forward to it all week, and even tried to explain my excitement to my new coworkers. I think I came across more as weird than enthusiastic, but live and learn.

This week’s theme was “A Weekend With Walt Disney’s Most Racist Characters”. Now I knew that Walt Disney was a bit of a racist guy, so I was interested to see which films made the cut. It was then that I realised that I hadn’t actually seen that many Disney movies when I was a kid. I strongly remember watching Robin Hood (the one where they’re all animals) a lot, and can vaguely recall a few others, but most well known Disney Films weren’t that popular in my childhood. Because of this I was super excited to watch some but was also lacking in planning, so the films we wanted to watch hadn’t downloaded by the time we wanted to watch them and we had to be a bit inventive.
The first on the list was Dumbo, because it was the easiest to quickly obtain. The story’s pretty straightforward: A baby elephant gets delivered by a stork to a circus elephant. Baby has really big ears, so is mocked by the other elephants and also circus visitors. Mum elephant tries to protect him and gets put in isolation, so baby elephant is lonely. A circus mouse tries to help him gain popularity so people will stop teasing him. He realises baby elephant can fly with those big ol’ ears, and they make a lot of money for the circus and everyone loves him. The End.
It was an ok movie. I mean there’s not much that could go wrong with it. I distinctly remembered the scene where Dumbo was a clown in the burning building, but I didn’t remember anything else from it. Apart from the Pink Elephants. Oh God those pink elephants. I think my brain rationalised them in the past that they were Heffalumps from a Pooh nightmare. It makes much more sense than a crazy interlude where you have crazy pink elephants that get smashed into multiple, smaller elephants that get squished into more elephants. Then one turns into a snake, then a belly dancing elephant, then two elephants again that set themselves on fire or something. Who the hell thought that would be a good thing to put into the middle of a children’s movie!? The trailer calls it “the most delightful Disney sequence you’ve ever seen”. I beg to differ.

It was suggested this week mainly because of the very obviously black crows. Ben and I both felt that it wasn’t that bad a representation, especially seeing the era the film was made. What was more offensive to us where the black guys setting up the circus tent. The ones that the animators decided to not bother with giving them faces. The whole scene made me a bit angry, because they had no faces, were shown working alongside elephants (doing what an animal could do, nothing more) and singing about how much they like workin’ hard for the circus. I don’t know if my viewing of that was coloured by the fact I was watching specifically racist movies, but I like to think I would have been disturbed by that even if I was coming to it normally. They gave all the animals more expressions than the black guys. The train had a face. But I guess black guys didn’t matter as much as the circus animals. Ugh.

Film number two was Song of the South. Black Dude tells stories that have fairly obvious morals about animals that live in a fictitious world . Tells them to young children, one of whom is the grandson of the plantation owner that the Black Dude lives on. I think the mother of the kid forbids him from spending time with the Black Dude after a while, but don’t quote me on that. The fact that Americans can’t buy or rent it made me intrigued, so I was eager to watch it. Also I remember going on Splash Mountain when I was a kid and seeing the Brer Rabbit and Brer fox on that so it would be interesting to see them in their original context.


This made me really uncomfortable to watch. First up it was boring and the acting wasn’t great in a way that seemed fairly common of Disney movies from that era. But the fact that all the black people where singing about how great it is to live as slaves kinda soured any positives I had. We’re also pretty sure Uncle Remus was blacked up to be darker, and the lighting of scenes made it so that all you could see were his teeth and eyes. It was pretty creepy. We watched it through the first of the Brer stories and had to turn it off. We kept going “but that wouldn’t have happened at all” or “that’s not how plantations worked” and feeling really disconcerted and not engaged enough to tough it out and watch to the end. I can see why it’s not freely available and don’t understand how people can look at it and think it’s not racist. Blows my mind.

I probably should have realised this, but watching racist movies makes me uncomfortable and feel bad for being in a fairly privileged position in society. I guess I didn’t think that through when I read what this theme would be.

Other racist films that we were recommended were Aladdin (Jafar looks distinctly more ethnic than good ol’ Al), Rescuers Down Under (the villain is a bit darker than the protagonists – stretching it a bit there?) and Peter Pan (red skinned Injuns). I downloaded them all, so I might end up watching the rest of them. However we want to watch all 5 films for the next theme, so that might take up weeknights as well to fit them all in.

Friday is For Photos – Rainy Edition

I had my last week of freedom before starting my new job. Unfortunately it has been either stupidly hot or raining and miserable all week so I couldn’t fully enjoy it. Most of the week was spent barely leaving the house, just for something completely different.

Sleepcat  Too hot to move
  Lunch at a businessman bar
Yarrrrrrn  High tech stuff at my new job

That last photo is the monitor I use at work. It pains me to use it. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go eat pizza and relax for the weekend. See you on Monday!

That Movie Book – Week Four

This was another week where we weren’t really in the movie watching mood, but made an effort anyway. I feel a bit bad because of the five films recommended we already owned two of them, and yet we didn’t even watch both of them. It seems that we have a cycle of being really into movie weekends then just want to play computer games all weekend so we do a token effort, then back to “Hell Yeah Movies”.

This Week’s theme was “Don’t Come Monday – the evilest workplaces ever committed to film”. It seems that Marc Fennell was being a bit liberal with his suggestions this week; while he suggested some films based around an awful company and the people that work for it, he mostly suggested films where the evil corporations aren’t the focus. It’s as if he has watched the movies and made a side-note that it would be kinda shit to work for these people, and that is the basis for this week. I feel like I would have been more interested in this theme if it had been more consistent.

So, we spent Friday night watching Office Space. Peter works at a shitty company with strange co-workers, and none of them are appreciated. Life is pretty shit. He goes and gets hypnotherapy, decided not to care about work any more, gets a promotion, co-worker friends get fired, they decide to screw the company over. Also he gets Jennifer Aniston as a girlfriend in there somewhere.

I remember watching Office Space when I was a teenager and just not getting it at all. I didn’t think it was funny; why would anyone think it was funny? It was just dumb. Now I figured I was too young so most of what was funny went over my head. I was right. This was definitely funnier now that I have actual experience in the workforce and am not an idealistic child. The characters were relatable (except for the ones who are intentionally unrelatable), and the storyline was just suitably silly and self aware that you can relax while watching the movie. You don’t have to think too hard about it. After having a few jobs with shitty bosses this movie hit a little close to home, but still made me laugh; I think a lot of people have had the urge to just stop caring about their job and just go through the motions. Or tried to work out  how to I will probably watch it again.

Unfortunately that was it on the movie-watching front. The other movies were Alien, Robocop, Wall-E and Syriana. We own Alien and downloaded Robocop (and are going to buy the Criterion version eventually), but just couldn’t find the enthusiasm to watch them. I might watch them at some other time. I watched Alien for the first time a few years ago and wasn’t overly impressed at the time. It could have been because I wasn’t really in the mood to watch it in the first place, but it seemed like another one of those films that has been built up into this cult classic that I didn’t see originally so it just isn’t that impressive. Feel free to let me know I am wrong if you want.

I am excited about next week, because it is “Disney’s Most Racist Characters”. I’ve been looking forward to that since I first saw it.

Friday is for Photos – Instagram Edition

I fully intended on going out and taking photos this week. Really I did. I even took my camera with me when Ben and I went out on Australia Day, but this week has been mostly rainy days, so I have spent it inside where it is dry. I did take photos with my phone though.

   Tea
Fridgetalk    Cawfee
Lionel    Chair cat mk II
Noms

I’m thinking maybe I’ll do the instagram photos weekly and fancier photos when there’s a theme or an occasion that calls for it. I’m still working out what I’m doing with all this, but at least I have Mondays and Fridays sorted.

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